100 Ballroom This is the grand ballroom at Pemberly. Standing on the gleaming expanse of parquet flooring makes you want to dance! Drawing Room This is the grand ballroom at Pemberly. Looking at the dizzying array of bookcases makes you want to read! Garden This is the grand garden at Pemberly. Strolling over the crisp stretches of pristine green lawn makes you want to play croquet! 1 2 e 2 1 w 1 3 n 3 1 s 1 books They are full of words! 1 cheese Lovely cheese! You munch down the cheese! Scrummy! 0 cloak It is made of swooshy dark velvet! 20 ballgown It's big and flouncy. 21 bodice Red leather! Very naughty! 22 lingerie Slinky undergarments from Paris! 3 whip It is long and pliant! 1 Eliza eliza 100 10 50 5 1 Darcy misterdarcy 100 5 20 5 2 Wickham misterwickham 50 2 10 5 3 Mr. Collins mistercollins 30 1 5 5 Rowr! Whippety whip whip! POOF! As you tear off the bodice, you are teleported to the Ballroom! It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.